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To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"
John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!
by Saltyman February 17, 2010
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A name for hugely fatty people, usually secretly. Salt is in the ocean. The ocean is big. Just like that guy you always thought lost 90 calories for every ten minutes he walked. Also an name for fat.

You can use salt as a code word for a certain fatty, or as a name for flabby fat.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT GUY IS SALTY

Person 1: Ugh I'm gonna barf.
Person 2: Well at least you'll lose some of that salt.

Person 1: OMG I SAW SALT IN THE HALLWAY!
Person 2: How could you not he takes up half of the school.

Person 1: You ever wonder how salty you really are?
Person 2: Nah, but I'll tell you this-all of your thoughts about you being the saltiest girl in the school are true-CONGRATS YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR IDENTITY!
Person 1: Wait but I didn't think that-
Person 2: Hushhhhhh You see your shirt? No? Well I'll tell you that it's mahogany, like two other people's shirts in this classroom. I guess you're too salty to see it.
Person 1: Wait but what what what just what what is-
Person 2: Don't worry you won't be the saltiest girl for long-a new girl is coming and I heard her heart stopped once from attempting to climb up the stairs. She fell and tried to fall up instead of down.
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Expression when someone does something stupid or lame
Can also be used as "Salty" or "SAN(salty ass nigga)"
"He just fell of the porch!! LOL!"
"I bet he feeling salty!"

"Man I went to target and i couldn't get a refund!"
"Salt!"

"She wouldn't go to prom with me.."
"Sal-ty!"
by ims0pr3tty July 20, 2009
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1. That which causes, or is often blamed for, an individual to act unnecessarily and innapropriately bitter, sad, irritable, or angry, especially in a situation where all other involved parties can remain calm and nonchalant. Derived from the presence of salt in tears, and the high salt content in brain fluids during episodes of high irritation.

2. A statement or action of shameless over-retaliation.

2. The condition of being salty.

3. That which makes things salty.

4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.

5. The perfect thing to say to someone to embarrass them after you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or pussy.
Derek is no fun to joke around with, because he has too much salt in his system.

I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because I was too busy laughing at his girly-ass punch.

"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT!"
by ARHS November 24, 2005
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A user on Gaia Online known for his amazing personality and charm. A comedic guy who gets along with pretty much anybody. To find him, check the Avatar Talk subforum. He is the boyfriend of Pepper and the best friend of Oregano.
"Salt stopped by and amazed me with his awesomeness."
by Labtech X March 14, 2005
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Meaning they are wrong after being sure they are correct. It is another way to say burn

Variations:Feeling saly, Wipe that salt off your shoulder
Tristian-"I know i got an A on the test"
*Handed a D*
Jennifer-"SALT"
by Tori V. December 20, 2007
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