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Smile A Little Then Stop

An alternative to 'LOL' unless you are Laughing Out Loud
"tells a joke"
"SALTS!"
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Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!

An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)

It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."

Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."

Cause we all know white is the new disco.

Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.

Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
"Aww salt! I couldn't cop those moves if I changed my name to Jamal Jones."
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A bad ass bitch. Does what she wants. Doesn't take anyone else's shit. Never gets fucked over...ALWAYS does the fucking. Getting caught is never an issue, because SALT always escapes and gets what she wants.
That Rita and Shannen are SALT, they never give a shit and are bad ass bitches. I wish I could be like those honey badgers.
by Queen Mathers June 23, 2011
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generally describes an irritated person, or someone who is in a bad mood.
Can be a noun, verb or an adjective.
Paul was such a salt that he could not enjoy himself.
Spano salted everyone's plans when he left to do a bid.
Who are those salts?
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adj.
You are salt when something unfortunate happens but you have to agree with it. Discontent, especially in an ironic sense.
"SALT, I forgot my lighter."

"I'm so salt right now, my grandma just beat me at words with friends."

"Salt, there's only one left."
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Small Arse, Large Tits - direct opposite of fant, a woman with an impressive rack but a small arse with little or no hips.
"Do you think he'll like my big tits, Broomhilde?"
"Yeah but watch out, you've got no arse - you're a SALT"
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When your GM turns your level of hate past disgusting, or bitterness, etc.
My Salt level was raised to max when the GM turned me into a werewolf.
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