SAF
straight across face
a blank expression
like on the msn emoticon
eg.

:|

"I had a saf"
"He knocked my drink over and i was like SAF"
"This meal equates to saf."
by gembomb May 24, 2009

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SAF
SAF is short for Self Affirmative Fan

For whatever reason, this person feels that they are lesser, or below other fans (most often for the reason that they'd recently starting listening to the artist and or band.) So in an attempt to prove themselves as "real fans" they spend a majority of their time talking about the band/artist, making references to them, reading about them, etc...

Although SAFs have good intentions of only wanting to be considered "one of the group", their actions are often misinterpreted as a way to "show up" other fans and make them look unintelligent and uninformed about the subject band/artist.
Betty (SAF)- Did you know that insert band name here is going to be on TV tonight?

Charlie- Yeah...

Betty- Oh. Well did you know they're going to be singing insert song name here? I read about it on their website last night, along with a few articles about them.

Charlie- You know, you don't have to be such a SAF.
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SAF
When someone sneaks a feel, hence "sneak a feel"

self explanatory.
Joe - "Dude, I totally just saffed that girl!"

Thomas - "So jealous, Joe, I wish someone would saf me!"
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(ABRV) (Internet Slang) SAF - Safe As Fuck
A phrase used mainly by the chav culture in the UK, Meaning Excellent, Great, Yes, I agree, Sorted etc...
Guy 1 - Sup blud?, We gonna check da rave 2nite pull nuff peng bitches innit!, Is u up 4 it blud?

Guy 2- Ya blud, Safe as fuck!
by SafeAzFuck September 27, 2010

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SAF
SUCH-A-FAGGOT

Commonly used in most video games (specifically shooters)
Where the person who yells it is raging. But it's typed in acronym form.
*Normal conversation*

Yeah so I'm heading over to Nick Ansaldo's house after I fini... OMG HE KEEPS KILLING ME IN THE SAME SPOT HE'S SUCH A FAGGOT!

*Typed conversation*

Change your gun pussy and stop being SAF
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saf
an abriviation for "such a fag" can also be used as saffy. self explanitory.
man, your saf. leave this room
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Shit As Fuck. A way of expressing severe distaste towards something.
"Man, that was totally SAF"
by Swack January 25, 2010

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