S. A. F. 

Sorry As Fuck. Pathetic, worthless, laughable.

You've been here for 3 months and haven't even TRIED to get a job? Rent is due. That's S. A. F.

S. A. F. by mmmew March 5, 2010

F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)

The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines.").

You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions.

F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by Vast Science January 12, 2013

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

Urban Dictionary
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F.I.N.A.L.S. 

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.

student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"

F.I.N.A.L.S. by Steveso1 December 17, 2006