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vicar’s portion 

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.
insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course

It's PORTO Time 

This is what happens when you go up and bowl a certain way to get a strike. You scream this as loud as possible to ensure all of the pins fall.
Aaron: IT'S PORTO TIME!
Me: Oh it looks like he's going to get a strike.
It's PORTO Time by beard30 December 7, 2019

devil’s portion 

Two-thirds of anything
How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

St Julian’s School Portugal 

A private school in Lisbon, Portugal made for the ultra rich. Everyone there acts like an angel to their parents but gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend or overdoses on drugs. The guys will cheat on you and the girls will give you head. Lovely place where becoming an Alumni is the goal.
Those kids from St Julian’s School Portugal only fuck up but manage to maintain an IB score higher than 40 at the same time.

People's Republic of Portland 

nickname of Portland -- it got the nickname because the city is very liberal.

Portillo's 

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"