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ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"
ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009
Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
This girl taught me how to ranch, we were Ranching all night.
Ranching by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.
After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.
The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
Ranching by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013
When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing
snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching
Ranching by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015
Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.
Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"
Ranching by Miguel Led January 4, 2010