The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
by Seacrest's Pants May 27, 2006
The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
by ceebs April 21, 2006
A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."
by TheNcredibleEgg November 20, 2006
Quite possibly the world's largest tool.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.
by James_ November 03, 2007
A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
by Dumby August 03, 2007
(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
by Phillip Leonard February 26, 2008
Foot odor, made of flesh- yet somehow a celebrity.
"I saw Ryan Seacrest last night on American Idol!"
"I... I'm so sorry..."
by Ziggy Skyedust March 16, 2009

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