The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.
Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"
Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"
Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022
An amazing hot dog place in Clifton, New Jersey. Its been open since 1928 and they've used the same awesome relish since then. Their hot dogs are callled "Rippers" because when they deep fry the hot dogs, the skin rips open. Basically the best hot dog place in New Jersey. The place is divided into 3 sections: the take-out counter, the bar, and the dining area. At the take-out counter, you have to lean up against a tall table to eat your food. The word "traveling" means "to go" at Rutt's Hut. There are 2 sizes of drink: small and large. The small is good enough for a child and the large looks like a small at any other restaurant. It has been on multiple Food Network shows. The record for most Rippers eaten in one standing is 19.
by Gamer2342 January 9, 2010
He’s quite the dickhead but once you get to know him you can stick for him when he pussies out of fights. he also has quite a disgusting underbite.
Today in math rutt rang came up to me and started ripping up tissue boxes which intimidated me very much then he said I swear I’m not going with that disgusting underbite flopping all over his face
by Efish Elite January 25, 2021
The prime-minister of the Netherlands. He is very right-wing and notorious for his lack of sex-appeal.
Girl 1: "Hey boo, did you see that guy across the street?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it's Mark Rutte."
Girl 1: "let's make a u-turn."
Girl 2: "Yea, it's Mark Rutte."
Girl 1: "let's make a u-turn."
by Innitso September 11, 2020
Not being able to make any indepant choises and having no respect for the people of the Nehterlands.
The leader of our country suffers from Rutte-complex.
by The political Dutch man October 5, 2018