The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.
Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"
Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"
Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022
The prime-minister of the Netherlands. He is very right-wing and notorious for his lack of sex-appeal.
Girl 1: "Hey boo, did you see that guy across the street?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it's Mark Rutte."
Girl 1: "let's make a u-turn."
Girl 2: "Yea, it's Mark Rutte."
Girl 1: "let's make a u-turn."
by Innitso September 11, 2020