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Pull a Jason Rothenberg 

To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.
Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’

The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...

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Gutenberg Press 

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.
Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.
A smelly, depressed, attention whore that comes up with incredibly bad lies for sympathy. Also, problems with teeth/mouth.
That kid with the messed up teeth over there is a radenberg.
Radenberg by Gopher Rofl April 17, 2011

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.
"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"
Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005

gary rivenberg 

from the greek for garinium rivinium, meaning god of the freshly mown lawn.
god that alan titchmarsh is a gary rivenberg in human form.
gary rivenberg by kayleigh March 8, 2005

Rautenberg 

The best German last name on the planet. Meaning Lozenge Mountain.
Who is that?
Must be a Rautenberg.
Rautenberg by TheBlahBlah June 7, 2011

Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection 

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."