1. largest country in land mass
2. place filled with vodka, circuses, and bears on unicycles
3. homeland of the kossak hat
4. the place Sarah Palin can see from her back yard
2. place filled with vodka, circuses, and bears on unicycles
3. homeland of the kossak hat
4. the place Sarah Palin can see from her back yard
1. Russia is 17,075,400 km^2.
2. Hey! There's a bear on a unicycle! It must be from Russia
3. Mishka: This is the best hat ever!
Mascha: Of course! It is from my homeland of Russia!
4. Sarah Palin: "I can see Russia from my back yard!
2. Hey! There's a bear on a unicycle! It must be from Russia
3. Mishka: This is the best hat ever!
Mascha: Of course! It is from my homeland of Russia!
4. Sarah Palin: "I can see Russia from my back yard!
by Ivashka March 17, 2010
A country long bereft of honor. First got pwned by the Tartars. Then got pwned by fundamentalist Orthodoxy. Then got pwned by the Bolsheviks. Currently getting pwned by the Chechens. Ya know, they never really were a great country after all!
The Russian military is one of the least-trained, underfunded, smallest military forces in the world, with only sixteen percent as many personal as the US military.
by Geldof March 16, 2005
The coolest place in the world, really. Don't write anything about it if you haven't been there and know nothing about it!
by sig@ October 4, 2005
The motherland of everything awesome in this world:
AK-47s, the sinister Russian Mafia style, the old Zaparozhets, and my favorite, the Russian fur hat!
AK-47s, the sinister Russian Mafia style, the old Zaparozhets, and my favorite, the Russian fur hat!
by Big Russian May 1, 2006
A Large, beautiful country that occupies a sizable portion of two continents, namely Europe and Asia.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women!
During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot.
Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.
Russia has been a Christian civilization since the 900s A.D. Its primary religious body is the Russian Orthodox Church. Over the last millennium, the Russians have held their own against invading hordes of Mongols, Muslims, Napoleon, and the Nazis.
Russia is known as the birthplace of vodka, Cossacks, some great classical composers, and some of the world's most stunningly beautiful women!
During the early 20th-century, Russia suffered a violent revolution followed by a bloody civil war. The victors in this conflict were a slimy band of thugs known as Bolsheviks, a/k/a Communists. They murdered the Tsar and his family, and subjected the Russian people to 70 years of brutal dictatorship. Then Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher employed economic, diplomatic and "soft" military pressure to defeat the Soviet Commies and free the Russian people without firing a shot.
Today, Russia is one of the only countries in the world that can simultaneously (1) stimulate its economy with a flat tax, (2) show the world how to handle radical Muslims, and (3) show us how to deal with gay perverts.
Moscow and St. Petersburg have each served as the capital of Russia.
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon!
You don't wanna mess with Russia--just ask Napoleon!
by OpinionatedNYer January 27, 2009
A country of pride, nature, and bears on unicycles. The people are very nice and make you feel right at home (and if they want to be friendly and buy you a drink just let them do it trust me.)
Guy 1: OK we are unwanted strangers in a strange country what do we do?
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
by Russian friend July 9, 2012