2 definitions by Russian friend
A country of pride, nature, and bears on unicycles. The people are very nice and make you feel right at home (and if they want to be friendly and buy you a drink just let them do it trust me.)
Guy 1: OK we are unwanted strangers in a strange country what do we do?
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
Guy 2: Just try to blend in.
Russian Soldier: HEY THEY ARE NOT BEARS ON UNICYCLES GET THEM!!!!
five minutes later
Russian: You guys are alright let me buy you some vodka
Guy: Please don't we have money I'll buy my own
Russian: How dare you, my money not good enough for you american, you son of bitch I will kill you!
by Russian friend July 9, 2012
The woodsball branch of the big three paintball places in Virginia. They have 14 fields and over 70 acres of land. Most well known for their Normandy Big game they also have Santa Vs Grinch for Christmas, Human Vs Zombie for Halloween, and they also have the Vietnam game. All and all it's cheap but it's really fun, but if you go bring clothes you don't care about because their is 100% chance you will get dirty.
If you want Speedball in Virginia go to Pev's .
If you want Scenario fields go to Skyline Drive.
If you want Woodsball go to Hogback Mountain baby!
If you want Scenario fields go to Skyline Drive.
If you want Woodsball go to Hogback Mountain baby!
by Russian friend January 15, 2013