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1.
Argueably the most beautiful city on the west coast of Florida. Population around 300,000 people, founded 1888. Named by Petr Demen for his hometown of St. Petersburg, Russia. Home to SPC and USF- St. Petersburg as well as the Salvador Dali museum and headquarters to Progress Energy Inc. Across Tampa Bay from Tampa, South of Clearwater, and North of Sarasota.
A city of the West Coast of Florida.
by D-Lord June 25, 2005
 
2.
A piece of shit town, only filled with fake fucks, there's about 5 decent people who live in it.Drama filled, and the worst place you could ever live in, the girls are skanks, and the guys are dicks, and everyone is so generic, and they all think they're the shit and smarter then everyone, there are about 4 good looking people who live in it, and the town is ugly as fuck and boring and the people are the worst people on the face of the earth.
"I live in st petersburg" "don't you mean SHIT petersburg"
by judise July 17, 2012
 
3.
1. A city in Russia close to the capital of Moscow.

2. A city in Florida that thinks it is as cool as the city in Russia.
1.
Laurie: Where was that cracker born?
Lillian: You mean mike? St. Petersburg.
Laurie: Oh right, I always knew he was rushing, I mean Russian.

2.
Dale: Isn't St. Petersburg in Florida?
Nick: Yeah, but the one is Russia is so much better of a city to visit.
by Blcros97 January 07, 2009
 
4.
1.a town where a bunch of poor ghetto black americans live.
2.Town where little 5 year old black kids tag up with their 6 year old cousin and the rest of their entire family and rob you at gun point day or night.
3. Home of gang
4.Who knows whos the baby daddy. Girls cant keep their legs closed.
"Hear bout' that guy that was shot in st.petersburg last night?"
by kassy May 29, 2008
 
5.
A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.

St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?

Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."

Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"

Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."

by SomeGuyWhoLivesHere April 15, 2008
 
6.
A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida. Not to be mistaken with St. Petersburg, Russia or some holy religious gas bag named Saint Petersburg that the two citys are respectively named after.

St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days.

Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.

Family on Vacation: "YAY! We're going to FLORIDA!"

'Family on vacation arriving in Florida'

Family on vacation, finally in St. Petersburg:"Wow, this place blows more than Canada.."
by Some guy who lives here April 19, 2008