The country of liers, rapists, murderers and thieves.

Population: orcs
Territory: everything beyond the Ural Mountains is empty and shitty
Political system: dictatorship
The future: no future, it's a country of slaves
-Do you think russia is a nice country?
-No, man, russia is a piece of shit...
by javelinusa May 8, 2022
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Russia = Occupant
Occupant ! Really Occupant
Russia - Occupant
because they force other countries to do things for example *Georgia*
They start wars without a mercy and they destroyed "Red Cross" in Georgia in 2008 War (that continued 2 days)
by WYBM May 10, 2019
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A country run by an small dick leader getting bitch slapped by the former block state Ukraine due to their leader's huge balls and Russian forces' giant gapping pussies.
Wow that wanna be frat boy got the shit kicked out of him by that girl he tried to roofie by not only that banging Ukrainian chick but literally everyone else in at the party. What a total Russia of a fuck up.
by N3RVOUSNINJA February 28, 2022
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A big pile of shit that's run by a Nazi in disguise. Every member of the Russian parliament needs to Bum fuck a chicken.
Russia is a big pile of shit
by You don't no my name March 16, 2022
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A shitty CUNTry that's run by the worst person alive and is at war with in an innocent country and is overall just the worst country of all time. Ok in all seriousness, I love all countries including russia, if you're russian I totally respect you as long as you don't support vladimir putin.
I love russia but I hate putin.
by I eat poop 69 May 22, 2022
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A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.
Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!
by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017
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