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1.
a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.
Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.
by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010
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A bad ass motherfucker who lives in russia who has a take no shit hands on attitude when dealing with bullshit, skilled in judo so he can probably kick chuck norris' ass and he has a taste for ukranian booty. basically the modern embodiement of bad ass
Vladimir Putin, what a bad ass motherfuck
by Das Furher August 11, 2010
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Vladimir Putin

Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
by AlexZondervan June 13, 2011
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A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
by C_Cask June 23, 2014
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5.
a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!
ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.
by Alex Homeskillet March 03, 2008
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