An actor who thinks he can sing. Possessor of the largest ego known to mankind, he is a perfect asshat. Well known for the movie Gladiator, bar brawls, biting people, and fucking married co-stars.
by California Girl April 29, 2005
Well known famous actor who is most famous for his role of Maximus in Gladiator. Talented, charismatic, versatile artist in lot of movie roles in several genres. Presented often in media as a grumpy rude person, in reality kind to lot of fans, helping to local community where he lives and helping to people and animals in need while many people including majority of media has no idea. Also a director, president of AACTA, movie producer and songwriter and singer and currently having a music band called Indoor Garden Party. Known by public because of his few public brawls before including famous telephone throwing incident (which was his last public temper action), but he deserves to be more famous for a charity work and help he is doing through the years. He is also owner of a South Sydney Rabbitohs.
by Villager1996 December 7, 2021
MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.
by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005
by Brother Number One November 12, 2003
Musically, the Australian version of an (awful) Elvis impersonator; also see: "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt"
Listening to Russell Crowe's music band, "Thirty Odd Foot of Grunt" certainly makes me wish that Russell would've simply stuck to acting.
by High Priest in the Manner of Melchezidek August 24, 2003
A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.
by TheloniousRex November 15, 2010
A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.
Russell Crowe is a scrouter.
What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
by The Nefarious Alex July 24, 2005