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Another way of saying one is pooping.

Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.

One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Guy 1: What are you up to this morning?

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.

Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
by county hunter February 18, 2012
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