donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

by fo shizzle May 26, 2003

donald rumsfeld

Soviet-style prevaricator

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.

by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.

Sieg Heil Herr Rumsfeld

by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005

donald rumsfeld

idiot, murderer,lieing bastard

see bush, idiot and murderer

by Nick June 7, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Failure.
Donald Rumsfeld is an outright failure that did not protect America when it was under attack. He lead his country in 2 wars of failure, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Donald Rumsfeld failed to protect his own office building from attack on 9/11/2001.

by K.Roy September 23, 2006

Rumsfeld disease

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

by MadAges February 24, 2007

Donald Rumsfeld

A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it

Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld

by ddawg9999 November 24, 2016