rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.

"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"

by bigjimdx May 28, 2005

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butt rummage

Where your ass and the surrounding skin is stained brown.

Mary's butt rummage was out of control!

by TheRealPirateNinja April 15, 2014

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pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 24, 2020

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double rummage

When you're so obese that you have to rummage for a rummage.

Rosanne's night was only complete when Dan disappeared for Friday Night Football and she mustered the strength for a double rummage.

by Nathaliege June 10, 2020

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rummage sale

A fart that hangs in the air around you for people to walk into. The area is filled with things that no one wants, but you get stuck going through. Similar to crop dusting but without moving away.

When I tried to pass by Jay, I walked right into the middle of his rummage sale.

by Grilled Cheese Luva January 18, 2009

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