Rules

Things that are made to be broken.

I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."

by I listen to Indie Music February 3, 2007

Ruling

Possessing or creating a characteristic that is superperfect and makes you want to overuse the word RULE.

ALSO: Being and/or doing what is very cool and even pretty much awesome, AKA anything that might embarrass your mother or people that smell like old cottage cheese.

OR: Anything that catches on really very quickly amongst all your friends and toes that look like fingers.

"We are so ruling right now," meaning "we are doing something that makes most other things smell like poop and ass and butt."

by myfacewasonceabutt January 29, 2010

rule

1. v. to succede, dominate, or do exceptionally.
2. v. to be better than the rest.

I ruled over that man who's ass I kicked.

O'Doyle rules.

by O'Doyle April 6, 2005

Rules

A list of things that nobody cares

Rules? What?

by Pseudohacker February 23, 2021

rules

acronym for

R - Really
U - Useful
L - Laws
E - Everyone
S - Should know

The teacher said to follow the rules.

by toadboy123 February 6, 2015

rule

A statement which denies people what they might want to do. Normally written after the event has happened. Does not stop people ignoring it, called breaking the rule, as most people are unaware of it, or think the rule is wrong. Breaking the rule usually incurs some penalty if caught doing so.

Rule 1 - Trespassers will be shot.

by TONY BEATTY September 5, 2007

The rules

a set of rules on ud that allows which words shall or shall not be published onto the site

uptherabbithole: hey man we should approve this crazy sex position and all these no-named weirdos. oh yea, can't forget these ad sites

Spaceman_Spiff: no man, those are against....the RULES

by Spaceman_Spiff May 17, 2009