Rui Costa

The BEST attacking midfielder Benfica and Portugal ever produced. The fans often refer to him as "Maestro", due to his ability to orchestrate lethal attacks from the midfield.
He is known for his ability to provide lethal and accurate passes at any given moment, and envision the game like so few can, have made him a player that fans around the world have marvelled at. His talent did not go unnoticed, and as a result he was named by Pelé one of the the 125 greatest living football players.
He is also known for his undying love for Benfica. This was demonstrated when he scored a goal against Benfica and instead of celebrating he cried like baby after birth. Something that other portuguese players who have faced their so called home team didn't do, in fact they celebrated like Hell.
He is without doubt a paragon amongst footballers

Rui Costa: Batistuta amorteceu pra mim

Eu rematei e golo.
Foi pior golo da minha vida.
It was the worst goal i've ever scored

Rui Costa by ZHN May 1, 2008

Thiang Rui Costa 

White and tall asian dude...okay not so tall afterall.the most intelligent player on the field due to his ever processing brain of a robot.its flattering to say he is the most intelligent player thou.kekekekeke.A player with high commitment.bishan to hougang is no joke.

OH MY GAWDD!ITS THIANG RUI COSTA!!!OHHH HE HIT THE THIANG AGAIN!!!!JIN CHUI AH!

Thiang Rui Costa by Niggapeh September 8, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004