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someone who get a womans beaver rubbed in their face while eating out the girl's pussy. It is referred to as rug because of the flatness of the bush.
Man 1: So i heard you are a rug muncher?
Man 2: Yeah i definitely am.
Man 1: Are there any other things you much on? ;)
Man 2: No i am not going to munch on your AIDS infested cock
by Steve Ratson November 03, 2006
One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises
by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003
A Woman who enjoys to eat out other females, Also known as a "Lesbian"
Suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at Erin's fish.
by Poop April 16, 2003
a lesbian
you are a rug muncher
by tim mitchell June 21, 2003
another term for a dyke or lesbian.
That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.
by Taliesin January 09, 2005
A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.
Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.
by Cyco December 29, 2003
A term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick pussy
I wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she's a blatant rug-muncher
by Laoidhigh July 27, 2006