Top Definition
One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Woman1: Munch me ruggy! Munch me!
Woman2: makes slurping noises
by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003
A Woman who enjoys to eat out other females, Also known as a "Lesbian"
Suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at Erin's fish.
by Poop April 16, 2003
another term for a dyke or lesbian.
That large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.
by Taliesin January 09, 2005
A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.
Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.
by Cyco December 29, 2003
someone who get a womans beaver rubbed in their face while eating out the girl's pussy. It is referred to as rug because of the flatness of the bush.
Man 1: So i heard you are a rug muncher?
Man 2: Yeah i definitely am.
Man 1: Are there any other things you much on? ;)
Man 2: No i am not going to munch on your AIDS infested cock
by Steve Ratson November 03, 2006
A term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick pussy
I wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she's a blatant rug-muncher
by Laoidhigh July 27, 2006
There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
by Croatalin November 30, 2013
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