a short crackhead
he's crazy over rosa, who he'll never get
by samus May 11, 2004
Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?

(not a good example)
by Jessa West December 21, 2005
see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.
ruben=jeremy's bitch
by bob vila May 30, 2003
The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003
A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!
He is such a fucken Ruben!
by MJ03 May 12, 2009
a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves
man you hatin like ruben
by sgt July 26, 2007
Ruben a punk ass hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark ass trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.
Hey Ruben your gay
Ruben why u hate
Ruben linda got skeeted on
by LoSt CuaZe June 17, 2004

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