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A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
by Ruben Moreno September 16, 2004
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A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.
Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.
by therealg123 September 05, 2011
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a sexy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be VERY protective over her.
by shadowkitten February 04, 2010
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A sexy guy, with one hell of a deep voice that makes all the girls fall in love. I want me some Ruben <3
My man Ruben has a sexy voice <3
by That stalking Succubus <3 December 31, 2011
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He is out of this world . . . unreal in all he does , he stands out to the unique, he dedicates him self to everyone. hes loving hes caring , hes real ! hes hardheaded hes arrogant but hes fair. he knows how to treat a female, does not let his dick get the best of him. smart , athlete, usually spanish ! great in bed ! usually multi talented ! he's dedicated to what he loves, he does not turn his back on people. but he can be the biggest asshole !
You seem like a ruben !
by NYC ! October 13, 2011
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A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.
Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.
by Don't Have A Good Name November 19, 2014
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A sexy curly haired guy, that always looks Scruffy, always looks like a tuff guy but is actually an amazingly nice guy that u can talk to for days. If he loves you, he will actually love you. Can be mean but always kidding. Ice cream hater, loves beer. Give him a hug and never let go:) And he's a little kid
by mdrbaby16 June 27, 2011
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