Verb:The socially accepted use of sexual self relief to relax at any hour of the day in the absence of, for example, a cigarette break at work. Usually done in the privacy of a designated public "rubbin' stall".
"I -- I just don't know anymore Ginger, I tell ya, this shit at work's getting to a boiling point. And now it's got me thinkin... like it's -- like it's either me or them. But I don't know... maybe I just need to go for a rub."

"You sluts are prudes, I'm goin for a rub."
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A group of three or more massage therapists. Similar to a herd of cattle, a gaggle of geese or a murder of crows.

*credit: Bob & Tom*
Our team manager hired a rub of massage therapists to work out the stiff muscles of our players.
by seraph83 October 15, 2010
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adj. no rub is what you would point out about an attractive female in a bikini and notice when legs together the top of her thighs don't touch.
Oh man you check out Jess in that bikini, no rub bruddy.
by JayRyder August 29, 2005
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When used in the hyphenated suffix form, x-rub (e.g., couch-rub, truck-rub, toothbrush-rub) denotes a location/activity-specific instance of (predominantly) outer-clothing massaging concentrated in erogenous zones.
Babe, I need some Nappa cabbage and fresh basil for this sausage recipe; let's go to Meijer and have a produce-rub.
by Internecine Allan December 6, 2007
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This airplane is running late. Do you want to find an airport storage room and have some RUBS?
by Buttaztic December 24, 2008
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A fun, romantic, intense passionate, exxxciting feeling/emotion of deep affection for your partner. "Rub" is a synonym for "love". "Rub" is the more mature version of "wub".
I rub you, so, so much!

Let me rub you all night long.

I rub you more than words.
by sexybear January 9, 2013
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Short for rubbish - used to describe something of low quality. Common amongst pre-teens in South Wales.
This second-hand sandpaper is rub.
by Rub June 11, 2003
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