Royal Watcher 

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

Royal Watcher by GrimLady May 26, 2008

Royal Watcher 

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

Royal Watcher by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011