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1.
A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.
"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."
by GrimLady May 26, 2008
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Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster
Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.
by WhatuppyPuppy April 27, 2011
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