2) An annoying co-worker who insists on spending his time trying to permanently destroy any last bit of sanity you may still possess.
2) "Damn it, Roy! If you don't shut up about your kid's stupid football team, I'll be forced to set fire to your cubicle!"
Roys are so unique and rare!
If you come across a Roy, make him your baby daddy!
You're lucky if you found a Roy.