Routzon 

A turd that can't be flushed because size or toilet issues

Dude help me cut this routzon with a knife to get it down the drain!

Routzon by American Standard Strike September 25, 2008

Routson crawl 

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

Routson crawl by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

Routson

Being consistently mediocre at everything

wow Mason is really a Routson isn't he?

Routson by JAHAHAHAJAHA April 26, 2024