This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.
Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
by YYHeff January 13, 2011
When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.
"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"
"Door open?"
"You know it."
"Door open?"
"You know it."
by Positive Control February 25, 2018
by bustahumphammer November 10, 2009
your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm
by delberto June 15, 2011
when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis
by Bixer February 22, 2009
Vivo Router
by Daniel176 May 25, 2021
- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.
by notalexfromorigin November 24, 2014