An amazing, intelligent, and talented male. One, who after consuming copious amounts of whisky, will perform a penguin like dance (often used as a mating dance). Man that is actually rich but lives like a poor college student so as to confuse the gold digging females and keep them away.
(v) The act of finishing the most sloppiest crap of your life to only realize there is no toilet paper left...in fact the closest roll is in a cabinet down in the basement.
(n) The helpless yet infuriating feeling one experiences after a healthy dump, yet the only toilet paper is on the next floor.
(v) The dreary moan of helplessness coming from the bathroom was a clear indication that Jenny had indeed rothed.
(n) With the rate at which his lover Eric uses toilet paper, a roth was bound to happen to Matt...it was just a question of when.