A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.
Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
The little town of Roswell, NM.
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
by SkaterBiebersGirl February 9, 2011
person 1: Man E hall bathroom got no dividers on the urinals, Roswell HighSchool sus.
person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!
person 2: idk, I kind of like it.
person 1: BRO U SUS!
by 420VapeMaster69. November 10, 2020
by Redman May 27, 2003
A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.
by RealDilfDontDoThat June 25, 2022
Hornets are lame, Milton owns them constantly, even though our football team is kinda crappy even though we have Toney Williams and more money and a waaaaaaaaaaaaaay nicer school, i mean come on our campus looks like a college, theirs looks like a prison, i mean for real.
by CHRIS777 October 18, 2008
by Dede Megapoopoo August 12, 2020