A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Someone who isn’t funny. Very, very unfunny

Also a bit of a twat (not my drilla)
Hey look at him, he’s so annoying and irrelevant

Oh yh like a Hugo Ross Wilson
by Alexander pop October 8, 2019
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When people ain’t really fuckin with the gang hit em with the on John Ross because some words just be Irish sometimes
Lukas-aye who you talking to
John-I’m talking to you scared cat

Lukas-on John Ross 365 I’m about it
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When a married man stops mid-conversation to check out an attractive girl as she walks past. And then follows with, 'what were we talking about again?'
Kelvin: Dude are you Rossing again?

Tom: ... *awkward silence*
by Luminous Nose July 19, 2013
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(noun) The experience of observing and commenting upon the dryness of another person's elbows, typically followed by a recommendation to apply some form of skin moisturizer to the affected area(s); this post-rossing skin treatment has also come to be colloquially referred to as "rossing." The term is thought to have originated in the arid, climate-controlled office spaces of the American intermountain west.
Upon noticing John's dry elbows, Chad decided to give him a good rossing.
by JQCaffeine January 4, 2019
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When you use your genitalia as a paint brush to paint a picture, can also be the term for pressing your genitals up against the glass of a window for the world to see
Lewis would be good at Bob Rossing if his penis wasn't so small
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The act of making a change in an activity or object that although initially may seem like ruining it, it's benefitial in the end product.
"Dude, I thought she would ruin the presentation but she totally Bob Rossed it"

"Dont worry for the chilly sauce in the ice cream, I'm just Bob Rossing it"
by JoyFerret May 19, 2018
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