Roseland, New Jersey is a town in Essex County. It is a part of the West Essex School District. North Caldwell, Essex Fells, and Fairfield also attend this school district. Their elementary school sucks balls and is run by crazy teachers that don't know how to run shit. The school's teachers are paid higher than most and still expect more. The craziest bitch there is Mrs. Schwartz; she's an old hag that needs to leave. The people that live in this town include snobby white families with bratty, spoiled kids. They all drive nice cars and own fairly large houses. The girls are all bitches and the boys are all dicks. The girls only care about designer clothes and Steve Madden shoes. The boys think BMXing is the coolest thing in the world and that's all they talk about. They all think they're guidos and 100% Italian. They reference Jersey Shore in most of their conversations, which gets old pretty damn fast. After about 20 minutes of being in this shit-hole you'll probably puke out roses. All the adults are just as cliquey as their bitchy daughters. Every one of those people are insane to live there and the only stores are in the Roseland Center. At the "Center" most kids will buy their drugs from Lucky's and eat at La Pizza with their nubby friends and stupid bikes. In the Springand Summer, they will do their drugs in the center or under the bridge behind Noecker.
Todd: Hey Vince, wanna go to the Roseland Town Center to get our drugs from Lucky?
Vince: Nah bro, didn't you learn anything from Officer Phil?
Todd: Fine I'll just ask some 5th grader down at Noecker.
Vince: Make sure you hide my spray-paint under the bridge