peter rohloff

a wonderful man who is intelligent beyond words and cares incredibly about people. he is unbelievably handsome and kind. he loves beyond measure and is a one in a billion type of guy.

peter rohloff is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

peter rohloff by jlynrohl September 1, 2010

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roloff sign

Condition that occurs in men where the scrotum turns a dusky blue or blackish color that is an accurate prognosticator of impending death. This is not to be confused with "blue balls" occurring with sexual frustration. Roloff sign happens after trauma, heart attack, drug overdose, etc. in which the guy is near death (most often seen in a hospital setting). Despite extraordinary measures, roloff sign indicates a poor outcome is likely.

"I can't believe Joe is still alive after that bad car accident."

"Dude, he ain't gonna make it...he's got the roloff sign."
"Damn, that's right, if the balls are blue...you know he's through"

roloff sign by RatchetNurse May 27, 2014

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Roloff

Adjective; Pertaining to a particularly short statured individual in either height or character, often used in conjuncture with a pronoun.

IE 'Did you see that guy that just walked by? He was a wicked Roloff!'; 'That girl was being such a Roloff the other day.'

Roloff by Kitrick November 16, 2009

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Roloff

A Roloff is a 'little person' or one born with the pathological condition of dwarfism--based on the TLC (The (The Learning Channel) TV series Little People/Big World featuring the Roloff family, three of whom (father, mother, one of the twins, Zach; the other three--two boys and a girl are of 'normal stature'.

Dwarfism is a typically pathological condition in which the physical size of a person, animal, or plant is well below
normal.

I don't think a Roloff would be running with the bulls in Spain soon. But, then again, who knows.

Roloff by sj martin October 15, 2006