The smallest piece of shit village located in the mountains in Illinois. Rockdale Illinois sucks so bad, all the assholes there steal water from Joliet and refuse to be part of a bigger city. The population is 1,888 and all the fags there are a result of inexperienced incest. One of them is named Justin Balla.
Person 1: We might have to pass through Rockdale to get to the highway.
Person 2: Hell no, it smells like shit and the pollution is contaminated with carbon monoxide.
Person 2: Hell no, it smells like shit and the pollution is contaminated with carbon monoxide.
by Joliet citizen June 30, 2009
Cheers to Anthony for his birthday oh wait Tyler and Karen just rockdaled us by already taking their shots
by Ackoston September 16, 2019
Small town in Central TX. Budget Inn is a five star resort located here that you can buy some rock by the pound,Swing by Brett's for some bodacious BBQ but they run out of more than actually having it, enroll your child in the bottom of the barrel school system and if they play sports they're guaranteed to be emotionally scared by the awesome fall winter coaches, get a ticket for breathing over the speed limit, Have you a sweet tea at McDonald's that could possibly contain a meth rock, then don't forget to wreck your tires in all the potholes the town has... all in all its a great place to live if ya got money or have some pull in the white politics 😉 yee yee
by Denda Meddick November 19, 2021
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by SlickWIlly05gt August 1, 2008
A Rockdale challenge is a timed competition (usually 3 hours) where you drink the most possible Rockdale Lights (Walmart brand beer) as possible without throwing up during the challenge or 30 minutes after the challenge.
by Jorgehie December 4, 2019