A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.
by Wankcell May 27, 2008
A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".
Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.
Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.
by Wankcell May 28, 2008
Another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. In reality, he's a bum with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his 'friends' to make him feel more powerful, if you'd like an example, use this email address: solobob@hotmail.com
Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
by Wewt October 17, 2006
Buying Windows 7, when Rob knows full well he can get a free copy from his university, just so he has the box. That is Robtarded!
'Rob has left the plastic sticker on his computer screen to stop it scratching, but he just has plastic all over his screen, it looks shit! He is a proper Robtarded!'
'Rob has left the plastic sticker on his computer screen to stop it scratching, but he just has plastic all over his screen, it looks shit! He is a proper Robtarded!'
by EddyG87 May 14, 2010
A Robtard is a generally mousy looking fellow with no sense of reality.
Usually he sits around getting stoned, juuling (or using a sourin), and playing Fortnite. He will most likely be in love with a dog who has down syndrome.
Usually he sits around getting stoned, juuling (or using a sourin), and playing Fortnite. He will most likely be in love with a dog who has down syndrome.
by ebing May 8, 2018
Slanderous term typically used to describe people who are similar to Simps but have taken simping to an entirely new level. Robtards can be typically seen making any and all excuses in order to evade spending time with the boys even if it involves revolving their entire social life into hanging out with a women or significant other. What sets Robtards different from others is the simping is not by choice but more so forced by their significant other in some sort of a Femdom sort of way.
“Hey Justin is being a real Robtard lately his girlfriend made him leave my bday party to get pegged in the ass by his girlfriend”
by Bmoney Gang October 20, 2020
When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.
Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.
by hr3pg3rg May 24, 2022