Robert Brown is the kind of guy who words will never be able to fully describe. He's the guy who is there for you when you are down and will celebrate with you when you are happy. He doesn't find himself attractive yet he manages to be the cutest and sexy man you know. The respect he gives you will out way anything you've ever experienced before and it'll make you feel like the Queen(or king) you are. The effort Robert Brown puts forth makes you melt like ice cream on a hot summers day and the happiness you feel from it makes you love him more and more. Despite being shy in person, he definitely not shy in bed. Those strong hands make you feel safer than ever. If you ever get a Robert Brown, the worst thing you could do is let him believe he isn't worth it. He'll make you worth it to him, and you should never let him go.
When you crop dust someones home and then help them look for the source of the stench even though it is your own ass that stinks
Oh God something smells so bad...I smell something bad. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's over here...fart while looking and get caught cause it smells the same.
A small town in central Kildare that from afar resembles a speck of dirt on the horizon. The town currently has a population of about 1000 people and 4 pubs, which are always packed.
Recently the town is now being served with a bus route....but not at the weekend. During the week a bus goes out at 11.20am and comes in at 7pm. so you can get out but if for whatever reason you decide to come in you better find a place to stay.
Currently the town has now disappeared from Ireland under a couple feet of snow.