A tiny, crappy little town, in nearly the dead center of the state of Wyoming. Said town is brimming with gossips, drunks, rednecks, those who waste their money in the indian casinos, and is a producer of "good ol' boys" and "yes dear" wives.
"You're going to Riverton? Watch out for the locals, and make sure you don't step in any chewing tobacco."
by lotusandsalt June 24, 2008
A broke little town in the middle of nowhere. It is located in the dead center of the shittiest state in the US,Illinois,it is also next to the most unrecognized state capital in the US, Springfield. It is surrounded by insesting hill billys that have corn and bean fields. The grocery stores have little food that is compiled of mold and shit. It has one gas station which has a restaurant in it called,"The Hawks Nest."Do not eat here, the food is spit on and is tampered with. The place has a essence of musk and piss. If you ever decide to come to Riverton or drive threw it which i would advise you to not do, do not stop here. Riverton is also called R-Town or even Reaferton for its abnormally use of drugs and paraphernalia. The kids and adults in the town use the co-word"Papa Murph,"for drug dealers. Rivertons school systems are compiled with drugs and idiots. Most the kids think they are funny and yell random stuff in classes throughout the day like,"cat"and"aids". Rivertons law enforcement is also terrible with a number of corrupt cops and advisors. There is also a fat cop named officer Lolly who thinks he is a real cop, but he is not. He works for the school system and even likes to sell the kids drugs and alcohol. If you go down a road you have a high chance of being raped, mugged, or even killed for your cash or car. In All Riverton is one of the top shittiest towns in America and needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
1. I'm sure glad we don't live in Riverton.
2. Honey don't take that exit, it takes us threw Riverton.
3. Those kids are acting like they are from Riverton.
4. I'm glad i am in prison and not living in Riverton.
2. Honey don't take that exit, it takes us threw Riverton.
3. Those kids are acting like they are from Riverton.
4. I'm glad i am in prison and not living in Riverton.
by MR. Random Submitting Person June 19, 2010
A broke little town in the middle of nowhere. It is located in the dead center of the shittiest state in the US,Illinois,it is also next to the most unrecognized state capital in the US, Springfield. It is surrounded by insesting hill billys that have corn and bean fields. The grocery stores have little food that is compiled of mold and shit. It has one gas station which has a restaurant in it called,"The Hawks Nest."Do not eat here, the food is spit on and is tampered with. The place has a essence of musk and piss. If you ever decide to come to Riverton or drive threw it which i would advise you to not do, do not stop here. Riverton is also called R-Town or even Reaferton for its abnormally use of drugs and paraphernalia. The kids and adults in the town use the co-word"Papa Murph,"for drug dealers. Rivertons school systems are compiled with drugs and idiots. Most the kids think they are funny and yell random stuff in classes throughout the day like,"cat"and"aids". Rivertons law enforcement is also terrible with a number of corrupt cops and advisors. There is also a fat cop named officer Lolly who thinks he is a real cop, but he is not. He works for the school system and even likes to sell the kids drugs and alcohol. if you go down a road you have a high chance of being raped, mugged, or even killed for your cash or car. In All Riverton is one of the top shittiest towns in America and needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
1.Don't Drive that way Honey, that leads us threw Riverton.
2.That bunch of kids act like they are from Riverton.
3. I'm glad i am in prison and not living in Riverton.
4. I'm so happy our town is not like Riverton.
2.That bunch of kids act like they are from Riverton.
3. I'm glad i am in prison and not living in Riverton.
4. I'm so happy our town is not like Riverton.
by MR. Random Submitting Person June 19, 2010
Riverton is a city in Utah with tons of stuff to do like go to the movies and go shopping! Everything is smashed together so you could almost walk everywhere!
Riverton Utah
by ERB100341 December 5, 2011
A Town in Wyoming. Everyone who goes on vacation to yellowstone from everywhere else, has been there, and they hate it. They say "fuckin a mom, why did you bring us to this hole?" "oh gosh, gee wow hum, yeah it's so pretty here" "how do you people survive in Riverton?" "We just love it here" "I feel sorry for you that you have to call this town home" "Fuck your life"
by Cl0uddo August 2, 2008
A town in Springfield, Illinois. Not the best town, I admit, but not as shitty as the other persons definition. Mainly it's just a poor small town that trailer park residences flock to, full of people who shop at Wal-Mart for clothes and can't afford anything better than Hollister. In school we don't yell out stuff."The Hawks Nest" doesn't smell, I've been there myself. Not the best food, but what do you expect from a small town?
All in all Riverton is a poor town with a few idiots.
All in all Riverton is a poor town with a few idiots.
by Resident of Riverton July 2, 2013
A Tiny town in the corner of kansas that only has one gas station, a school, a fire dept., and a post office. A long time ago some rejects thought about shooting people at the school and wound up on the world news. That's it's only claim to fame. Other then that it's probably got the highest chewing/student in the U.S.
by $$$BIGC$$$ December 12, 2011