Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Riptured

When you rip or ruptured something and you’re not sure which one it is!

I think I riptured something

by LittlebirdGryff April 23, 2019