Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

Riptard by Dave January 28, 2004

Rigtards 

A group of oil rig workers who work togeather. Usually seen at dance clubs and malls on their time off spending their money carelessly.

Hey Josh, did you see that group of rigtards at the bar last night, what a bunch of homos.

Rigtards by Benny Boots March 17, 2006

Rigtard 

A person who tries to convince others that online poker is rigged without providing any evidence.

If you rigtards keep coming up with the same rubbish and offering no credible evidence then of course you are going to get mocked.

Rigtard by jukofyork March 10, 2009

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

RepTard 

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

RepTard by Saphin January 10, 2010

raptard 

Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.

Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.

raptard by wigga June 24, 2003