Top Definition
To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked
I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease
by Prole Hole May 27, 2011

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