Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 14, 2022

Rigor mortussy

The term to describe the gorilla grip that only necrophelliacs experience.

Damn bruh, that rigor mortussy go crazy after a few hours.😫😫

by Thomas Holmes June 1, 2022

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 4, 2018

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

Rigor Bordis

That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.

I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.

by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022