Right parter 

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the right. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the right side of the brain, which is the intuitive, mysterious side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more creative, atypcial and with some very strange behaviors.

Of course, what did you expect, he's a right parter.

Right parter by talismancat April 26, 2008