A former Pennsylvania senator running in the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature, despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding conservatism.
Rick Santorum is a presidential candidate whose beliefs about America represent more than half of the population.
by Brian001 February 15, 2012
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semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex
"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."
by Dev321 July 14, 2006
1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
by kickflipthecat August 17, 2011
A man who believes white bread isn't white enough.
Man: Do you know where I could find the white bread?
Rick Santorum: The bread in which you speak of is not white; the only white on this Earth is our brothers and friends of the Ku Klux Klan.
by Stonesour025 July 30, 2006
the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.
I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!
by moustacherocker November 08, 2006
A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.
If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.
by politiTRUTH January 15, 2012
To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
by nikkiru-s January 07, 2012
A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).
Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 27, 2012
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