1. Loosing in everysport to Red Hook
2. Being the firsts and last to pop their collars in Dutchess County
3. Owning a brand new car by the age of 16
4. Concidering yourselves much better than anyone in Red Hook, where we have more students, a better school system, better sports, a better facility for sports and education, and a far nicer population.
In summation Rhinebeck is "overpriced, undereducated, overrated, underachieving, preppy, a dumping place for the NYC gay and rich couples, and totally unnecessary"
Kid2: "I dunno... the Calico?"
Kid1: "Where's the fun at?"
Kid2: "I dunno, Jeff's not here yet."
Kid1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Kid2: "Hanging out in Rhinebeck, obviously."
We think Red Hookers are a bunch of assholes because they can't stop talking about how much cooler they are because they have a good team or a larger district when they have nothing really substantially better to mock us with. We don't care much about Red Hook, mostly we see them as our retarded sister town. They might come over here to chill and we might use thier theater but once again: we don't care about Red Hook. So you can stop dissing us guys, it's kinda retarded.
RH Kid 2 - Yeah! We are so cool because we play soccer!
RB Kid 1 - Those retards from Red Hook are coming over again.
RB Kid 2 - Fuck it, let's get drunk
"Let's see who wins in a music competition or art show!!! Instead of stupid sports. Where everyone there is on steriods! Believe me I could name a few people in Red Hook that are on steriods.""
rbkkid1: hey its friday night, lets go party
rbkkid2:ok man, lets get fuckin smashed
rhkid1: hey its friday night, lets study
rhkid2: great idea, then lets go to that gay pride meeting at 7.
rhkid1:great idea! but im not gay im bisexual.
rbkkid1:......wow thier queer
rbkkid2: yah but im too drunk to care
redhook person: whatever. its small.
rhinebeck person: im moving to the city.