reyes

Just one of the hottest girls in MoCo that shows off her Bethesda goods. Not to be confused with a Rahan

I just want to fuck the brains out of reyes

by Matt December 16, 2003

reyes

bunk ass weed.

Me: nigga, this kid asked for a dub of reggies and I sold him reyes instead.

You: what an idiot.

by andyholiday April 27, 2010

Carlo Reyes

That cool guy that you went to middle school with. He is funny and chill. He is an aspiring tennis player and always cares for his friends. All the girls think he’s cute but there’s only one girl that he likes.

Damn Carlo Reyes lookin thicc. Never seen him with his shirt off

by krats July 21, 2018

Rudy Reyes

A) A Force Recon Marine who served tours of duty in both Afghanistan and Iraq. Appears as himself on the HBO Miniseries Generation Kill. He is now a Hollywood actor and spiritual hero.

B) A total fucking bad ass

C) To do a normal thing extraordinarily well.

Did you see Rudy Reyes on last night's episode?

I'm going to Rudy Reyes the shit out of my run.

by Alan Zarnegar August 13, 2008

Madison Reyes

Madison Reyes is an amazing, wonderful, talented actress and singer. Her first role is Julie and the Phantoms and she portrays the role of Julie Molina.

Madison Reyes is a queen!

by Yogi the Doggo January 3, 2021

The Arnold Reyes

The act of performing three simultaneous homosexual acts in parallel. These acts include, but are not limited to: Shrimpin, the Alaskan Pipeline and the Alabama Hot Pocket.

Named for the first man to attempt and successfully execute the aforementioned maneuvers, Arnold Reyes.

Arnold: Hey man let's get down to business.

Reginald (Arnold's Brother): Yeah, I hope I can finish off the Alaskan Hot Pocket this time. I think the Arnold Reyes would be a good name to describe what we do every weekend.

by hannuraina May 6, 2009

The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"God he just wont take any advice i try to give him. Why is that?"
"Be patient with him, he has THE REYES SYNDROME."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 27, 2021