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Reverse beer goggles 

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.
This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.
Reverse beer goggles by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

Reverse Beer Goggles 

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.
Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

Reverse beer goggles 

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.
Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.
Reverse beer goggles by slipsonic November 10, 2015

Reverse Beer Goggles 

A condition in which the effects of alcohol give a person of the opposite sex unattractive qualities, but when they sober up they're hot.
He was all squinty and loud when he was drunk, but it must've been reverse beer goggles because when he sobered up the next morning, he was hot.
Reverse Beer Goggles by Cat8040 March 29, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026