Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.

Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.

You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.

And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"

Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."

Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"

*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*

Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"

Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."

Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."

Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009
Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.

(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?

Harley: Um, no... Hi.

Emily: Hello

Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!

Harley: :'(

*Later*

Emily: What was that all about?

Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009
To live long enough to become a problem for your children.
Your kids give you a hard time? Well, time is on your side. When enough years pass, you will have your revenge.
by Dejan M March 30, 2008
1.To inflict punishment in return for getting hurt

2. The sweetest joy next to getting pussy
"I ain't no killer but don't push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"-Tupac
by mike_tha_alien April 05, 2015
A dish best served cold.
"The viscous victim has lost his hold, revenge is a dish that's best served cold!"
-KMFDM
by DoomMan83 June 22, 2014
An act of making thing even with someone who did wrong to you doing wrong to them
My friend was offended when I said santa was real and punched me in the stomach.
Next month I snuck up behind him and kicked his family jewels so hard I heard and felt them shater
I then shouted REVENGE IS SO SWEET
by Pain defined May 23, 2016
An act of making thing even with someone who did wrong to you doing wrong to them
My friend was offended when I said santa was real and punched me in the stomach.
Next month I snuck up behind him and kicked his family jewels so hard I heard and felt them shater
I then shouted REVENGE IS SO SWEET
by Pain defined May 23, 2016
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